Someone was generous enough to go beyond our paltry musings on the group left out of the Craigslist guide to potential paramours. They warn simply, “Journalists: Avoid at all costs.” They talk a good game, it seems, “But in reality all are tightwads, fundamentally dishonest, and can use a supposedly grueling work schedule to avoid you for nights at a time while they are boinking other women.” You also get “f*cked” twice, which sounds like a good deal but clearly isn’t.
For those so desperate they ignore this warning, we offer (again) a brief taxonomy:
Wire reporters: Do it very fast, but at least five times a day.Political magazine reporters: Bend to the right or left.
Newsmagazine types: Come too late, have sex on a seventh grade level.
Cable correspondents: Desperate for viewers.
Newspaper reporters: Drop their load right away; few, if any, actually bury the lead.
Talking heads: Lips never stop moving.
Network anchors: Biggest pricks in town.
Addendum: A guide for interns — you’re welcome [Craigslist]
Comments on this entry are closed.